[The feed cuts on to a cat hissing and squirming very near the communicator and the sound of rather large pincers clicking. Alfred seems livid when he speaks, a few winces from being bitten or scratched cutting into his voice.]

You... You... Overgrown appetiser! How dare you! If Alexia didn't like you so much I'd steam you right now!

[Alfred ( Read more... )

I can say with certainty that Halloween here is despicable.

[Private; Alexia]

[He's meek, and sounds terribly ashamed.]

Alexia. I... Believe we need to talk about a few things, don't you agree?

[The feed clicks on and almost immediately, there's a voice in the backround. Not Alfred's, but not anyone else from World's End, either. It sounds odd, different vocally each time it says something.

Even more distant in the backround, there's a soft, steady, rumbling.]

"Ni hao! Guten tag! Aloha! Hello!"

[Alfred sighs loudly and turns the ( Read more... )

[Livid.]

This foolishness has gone on far too long.

I will tell you now and I will tell you once, knaves;

Either I see her key now or I will systematically slaughter each and every one of you until I find it myself ( Read more... )

I believe we can all agree to never speak of anything that happened the past few days. We all did reprehensible things for the Gods' amusement, and as few of us were in a clear state of mind I believe it fair that it should be forgiven and forgotten ( Read more... )

Good lord, I may not understand what has gotten into everyone, but I must say it is quite enjoyable.

I can honestly say I have never felt so good. Really, it is all too refreshing.

This is truly how the high soldier to the world's Queen should be able to bask.

[Private-Alexia//Unhackable]There really are no words to describe how wondrous that ( Read more... )